I can sleep through anything, including the Royal wedding
i just stubbed my toes so hard, you are probably crying right now
chalking today as an ADD Saturday! ooo something shiny!
Everyday I’m tumblin, everyday I’m tumblin
let me save my ass with your face
i think i broke your leg
To the helicopter flying above my house can you please switch to stealth mode…thnx
Onion rings must never be left unattended
are you talking about me, cause my ears are burning
In bed before 1am. I must be getting abducted by aliens again.